Lunch Break Lock

Record: 166-160-4 (-5.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Never had a chance. Look at that WNBA board and tell me where I should have gone. Everything went over. I was never finding a winner today. Everything was going in. The Storm didn’t give a fuck about defense. They were happy blowing out this team offensively. The Sun had a great shooting night and thats that. The Sun to start the fourth quarter were shooting 50% from deep. I am never winning such a low total with such a shit team shooting 50% from deep. They kept getting bailed out from deep it was unbelievable. We didn’t have a single good quarter. I don’t know how mad I can be with this board. I was never winning anything. I was destined to fail today. So shit. I am now not dying to vig but dying regularly. Fuck. Fucking shite.

Lock: Dariush/Moicano U2.5 Rounds 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We going back to the octagon. I am trying it once again. I am going to get back what I lost on the UFC a couple of weeks ago. Both of these guys are going to go for it. I think Moicano gets the finish but I also think Dariush could get it as well. I think Moicano will come out firing after his loss to Islam. I also think Dariush is going to get rocked because he hasn’t fought in almost two years. This is what you need when you are betting an under. You need one guy fighting to redeem himself and the other guy who hasn’t been in the octagon in over a year. Two old heads trying to stay relevant. It is a perfect storm for someone to get rocked or submitted. Get me back even with the UFC. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Dariush U2.5 in 2/L2

Moicano U2.5 in 3/L3