Record: 25-23-1 (-0.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. I don’t even know what to say. I am at a loss for words. This is may be one of the craziest bets of my life. I can’t believe that hit. I can’t believe it hit, but then I also can’t believe that it almost lost. We’ve had those in the past, but not this fucking crazy. His longest reception before that final play was 5 yards. Trust me I was not cashing this bet when the Bills had the ball. I knew there was a super strong possibility he could still fuck me if the Dolphins got the ball back in garbage time. And he sure as hell tried his hardest. Especially with how they were scheming him in the first drive, I knew I could be fucked in that final drive. So I thought I was fucked and honestly, I probably should’ve been fucked. Thank fuck Tua is dog shit. He threw that ball to him and then the fucking idiots missed a tackle. And I thought I was fucked. I looked at my app and I saw a 15 yard catch. I didn’t need to see anything else. I started yelling and I was getting ready to throw my phone at the fucking wall. I made a whole video yelling at my fucking phone because I thought I lost. It didn’t. I was grieving about this bet to somebody and then all of a sudden they told me “no it says he rushed for 14 yards.” They changed it. I couldn’t believe it. That never happens to me. I never get a change to a stat. They changed it because Tua is so fucking shit and threw the ball behind him. I mean there was nobody fucking guarding him and he threw it behind him so it counted as a rush. I genuinely still can’t believe that happened. I got fucking saved. People are bitching online too because they had Washington over yards. They can go fuck themselves. What a fucking hit. What a magical fucking hit. I deserve this one. After getting railed yesterday and this pick looking like the best pick on the fucking board for 99% of the fucking game, I deserve it. I love football. I fucking love it.
Lock: Iowa/Rutgers U47 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I need more football. I was always going for more football. I love football. We only have two games today and I am taking the best under on the board. I also looked at the props but this is the best one. This one has a 100% hit rate. This game has never gone over this number. In the long history of this matchup. I have one watched one Iowa game and that is when they looked like shit against Iowa State. They have to now go on the road to New Jersey with a pretty shit offense. The QB isn’t experienced and I am not expecting a lot from this Iowa offense. Rutgers defense is good enough to get some stops. This is going to be a wake up call for Rutgers. They have faced dog shit and now have to face an elite defense. Iowa has and will always have a hard nosed defense. They are going to be all over Rutgers. This is the perfect spot for an under. I love football and I love Underia. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U47 in Iowa/Rutgers 4/L4