Lunch Break Lock

Record: 38-35-3 (0.0 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit pick. Nothing else to say. Look at that board. I wasn’t finding a winner. Unless I went with Kirby Outs and that’s my only regret because the stats weren’t terrible but he was great last. I should’ve went with that shit. I never had a chance with this under. One college game went under, but I hated the line movement. I had to go here. I just had to. I’m back to even. I’m back to even after getting my teeth kicked in today. Tough day in the office. A really tough day in the office. I need to get it back somehow. I need to get back into it. I have to get it back tomorrow. I have to get back to winning tomorrow. I just have to. I have no other choice. I’m sorry for this loss. It was bad. I know. Can’t have the bad without the good, but I really hate the bad. Fuck.

Lock: Perine U18.5 Rushing Yards 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. We need to win. Perine. We are betting against Perine. Thursday night football. We go with a prop. It’s the best bet on the board. He doesn’t get enough touches of the ball to hit this over. He was dog shit last week in his very few rushing attempts. The Bengals have to be smarter than to give this guy the ball when he’s rushing. He’s going to get all of the short completions and he can have all of them, but he can’t have the rushing yards. 18.5 is simply too high. Steelers, best part of their defense is their rushing defense. I think they swallow Perine. It’s the best bet. He shouldn’t get that many attempts. He’s going to get the dumpoffs and the checkeowns but he’s not going to run the football. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Averaged 2.7 YPC last game

U18.5 in 4/6