Record: 122-132-6 (-24.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. We got there again. We did it again. We are now seeing the NBA playoff board. I didn’t get shafted. It was defensive basketball from the Spurs. They easily outmatched the Blazers. San Antonio was rocking. The Blazers didn’t stand a chance. I would have lost my shit if this was the only under that lost on the day too. Thank fuck that didn’t happen. We are finally getting defensive NBA basketball. This is what the NBA needs to be all year. I do have one complaint and that is for that shit head Vessel who was running up the score late for no reason in the final minute. If that cost me I would have lost my shit. Other than that it was defensive basketball for most of the game. We had spurts of Portland offense going off here and there but it was pretty comfortable. I need more. More and then more and then more.
Lock: Raptors/Cavaliers U221 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me some more NBA. How could I not have more NBA? I am sticking with another total. I need to have another. It feels so fucking nice to win and not feel like shit and I don’t want to feel like shit tonight. Game 2 of this series. The first one went over and this one will go under. There was defense in the middle two quarters in Game 1. It was the 1st and 4th quarters that fucked the under in Game 1. The Cavs and Raptors had solid defense in the regular season and we are going to see that happen here tonight. Both have the length and both understand how important this game is. The first game pretty comfortably went over this number so why is it so low? Why are the bets on the over but the money is on the under? How has the line moved down? I don’t have all the answers but you take it. This is where we get another one. We keep going and keep winning. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in 8/L11 when the Raptors are a dog