Record: 37-33-3 (+1.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. That’s how it’s fucking done. That’s how you sweep the fucking weekend. Man, did I need that. Mahomes was fucking perfect, absolutely perfect. He’s always been perfect and he will always be perfect. He’s the best quarterback in the fucking world. He’s the best quarterback of all time. He is the best. He never threw the ball in danger. Nagy’s play calling was passable. We won. Mahomes didn’t throw an interception. It was perfect. Absolutely perfect. That’s what I needed. And I need a hell of a lot more. We’re back to positivity and I want it all.
Lock: Bears/Commanders U50 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Monday night football. I want to win here. I want to keep the streak going. We have to keep the streak going. These offenses aren’t that good. I like Washington’s offense, however they are dealing with a bunch of injuries. Jaden is still coming off his injury. I can see him getting stopped by this defense. The Bears offense isn’t good. They’re beating bad teams. Caleb Williams still isn’t really that good. He can’t throw the ball well and I think the Commanders defense can definitely get to him. Overall, I think this line is too high. I’m getting a full 50 points with both of these offenses. Too many points. I love this run I am on and now I want to go. Give me this MNF under. We are going to win. We are going to get more. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Bears U50 in 2/L2
Commanders U50 in 3/5