Lunch Break Lock

Record: 29-39-2 (-12.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. We get there. Wyoming was shite in the red zone. They were running it all over San Jose until they got to the red zone and then they would fuck it. I was also dead wrong on Wyoming not showing up and San Jose taking the game. I am happy to be wrong if we hit. This game was about turnovers and Wyoming having the perfect turnovers. San Jose had the perfect play calling in the red zone to only kick field goals. It was perfect for the under. We were never worried and we also had overtime which also contained San Jose’s atrocious play calling. It doesn’t get more perfect than that. A perfect play by me to get away from the Iowa game and head to dog shit. Now, let’s have a weekend.

Lock: Illinois/Michigan State U48.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Give me some BIG 10 football. I want some conference football. I want these two dog shit teams. These teams are shit this year and they will probably forever be shit because they are basketball schools. Michigan State can’t score. They don’t score and they play good enough defense. Illinois just got shit on by Purdue. That’s it. That’s all you need to know about where Illinois is at as a program. This game is not getting in the 40s. I am also getting a line that is damn near 50 and I couldn’t be more pleased. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

Michigan State U48.5 4/L4