Lunch Break Lock

Record: 155-155-6 (-18.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Not fun. I don’t know what is going on in the World Cup so far. All the shit teams are showing up and the good ones aren’t. I don’t know if it’s the stadiums or the heat or what but it’s shit. Every other game went under and this one was doomed to be fucked. It was dead quick. 7 minutes in and it was dead. New Zealand was just so much better than myself and everyone thought. Oceania is just so much better than what everyone expected. Fucking hell. I love this tournament but I need to start winning and start winning quick. I need to put a dent on the number. I want to start winning again. I need to start winning again. I need to find a new angle in the World Cup. I need to find a way to win. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Edward Cabrera Under 15.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Get me to baseball. Get me to a pitcher that is a five inning pitcher. He is five innings and that’s it. I know it’s against the Rockies. The Rockies can hit. They scored 23 fucking runs two games ago and actually were able to really hit last game. This is the spot for them to continue to hit. They stay in form tonight. This guy is going to lose it early and he is going to get pulled. It’s that fucking simple. Let’s go to the mound and hit it quick. Give me this under.

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