Lunch Break Lock

Record: 3-7-0 (-4.3 units)

Recap:

Loser. This shit is heartbreaking sometimes. I can’t believe how this one lost. I lost because of stupidity. Stupidity, from a team that scored eleven runs the night before. I mean if I watched this fucker pitch the way he did today I would have still taken it. These guys simply just couldn’t hit the ball. I mean how many two pitch fucking out. We only had eight pitches in the first inning and I was really dead after that. I was still fighting for it, but I knew it was going to take a miracle for this to hit after that first fucking inning. I mean this fucker only went one inning against the A’s last year and then only pitched eight fucking times in the first inning this year. What am I supposed to do with that? How the fuck did that happen? He wasn’t some insane pitcher but these fuckheads kept swinging at dog shit on the second pitch and they would fucking ground out or fly out and it was fucking shite. This bet did get back into it later because he was shit. I knew he was going to be shit eventually. We were right there at the end too. He finally gave up a run to start the sixth inning and I thought there was a chance he could get pulled after he gave up another hit, but his pitch count was simply too low. He was about 10 pitches off and that’s all because these fuck heads couldn’t hit the ball. Unbelievable. We were right there. A real heartbreaking loss. I loved it and the stats loved it, but it didn’t love me back. I’m in the shitter again fuck.

Lock: Phillies/Reds U9.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Still depressing as fuck because we only have baseball, but we’re gonna win this week. This is gonna be my fucking week. I’m gonna kill this week. We’re going with a plain old under no bullshit prop just a straightforward under. I like the two pitchers on the mound and I think they can get the job done in the first 5 to 6 innings and then we’ll have some relief pictures come in and finish the job. Both teams are traveling after playing a game yesterday so there should be some fatigue. I think the line is too high and it really is as simple as that. I trust Walker. I trust Abbott. They will get the job done and we are going to win. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U9.5 in Phillies 4/L5

U9.5 in Reds 8/L10