Lunch Break Lock

Record: 77-74-4 (-4.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. I love me some shit bowls. I also love winning even with a shit line. All the fucking idiots pushed this line up and I still hit. Navy’s defense was there. They showed up. They played perfectly just as I needed them to. Cincinnati was average. I knew all of this would happen. I knew the defenses would show up on Navy. I knew Cincinnati would be average. With these bowls, there’s always fuckery at the end and today was no different. There was a pick six with less than five minutes left which did almost fuck me. But we had so many points to work with. We end up winning for the first time this year and now we need to win and win and win and win and win and win and win.

Lock: Seahawks/49ers U48.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I love this under. I love this spot for both teams. I like Seattle’s mediocre offense to get stoped in Santa Clara. I think Seattle’s defense is one of the best in the league and I do not trust this 49ers offense. They are coming off the big win against Chicago where they were scoring and now this is the let down spot. I had a late audible with this one late so let’s see how this goes. I liked a CMC line to go under but the more I thought about it the more I liked this under. I think this is way too many points when you look at both sides of the ball. It’s also a divisional game with the one seed on the line. The line movement has gone down a point which doesn’t make any sense and looks good for the under. There is going to be defense and I have a lot of points to work with. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Seahawks/49ers U48.5 in 2/L3

Seahawks U48.5 in 4/L5