Record: 108-104-3 (-0.3 units)
Recap:
Pain. Shite. Fuckin shite. Does it get more depressing than losing a pick because of Talen Horton-Tucker? Is this the new low? I lose unders because of shit cans popping off the night I pick the under. I was hopeful after the All Star break about the NBA but I have now lost all hope. I am getting shafted by shit players and by dog shit fouls. It was pacing in the first quarter and in the first half but then it fell apart in the third quarter. The bench for the Bulls which was a bunch of fucking G-Leaguers showed up. Although it was pacing in the first and second quarter the Bulls bench was going off for no fucking reason. The Cavs were shit to start the game and I knew that would change and fuck me so the Bulls bench going off really fucked me early. Third quarter was just horrific. Shit fouls, horrific pace, and neither team could fucking miss. It was dead by the fourth. I think before THT went off the line was around 230.5 and then it completely flipped by the third quarter. Unbelievable. Most NBA games went over today too so I am starting to rethink everything about the NBA. I am starting to contemplate leaving Underia. I will never take an over but I feel like I need to start taking sides. I need it for my mental health. The past two months have been absolutely horrific and it is really starting to a take a toll. I haven’t officially committed to taking sides but this is a warning for Underia. I am going to fight but I am on my last legs.
Lock: Ducks/Canucks U5.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am tired of basketball. I need a break because I am starting to hate it and I need to be sharp for the tourneys coming up. I found the best under on the board. This line is low enough that you have to take it. They played last week and it hit seven so this line shouldn’t be at 5.5. Why is it 5.5? The Canucks play great defense at home and they have played solid fucking defense over the past month. The Ducks are one of the worst offensive teams in the league and they are coming into this game with zero rest on a back to back. This is going to go under. Both teams are one of the fewest scoring teams in the league and have average enough defenses for this game to be shutdown. Looking at the game a week ago it came down to shit goal tending and we have different goalies in today. All we need is mediocre goaltending and this game goes under. Two of the goals last week also came from a 4 on 4 and an empty net goal so it really was a weird scoreline. This is the play. This is going to be a winner. It is the last game of the night and we are going to make money off of it. Give me two mediocre teams to go under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Ducks at Canucks 4/L6
Under in Ducks’ 4/L6 on the road
Under in Canucks’ 5/L5 at home
