Lunch Break Lock

Record: 69-67-4 (-3.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. The Seahawks are fucking morons. I know they won the game in the end but still they are fucking idiots. They let Puka do whatever he wanted to them. He was wide open time after time. This weeks bullshit didn’t affect him. It’s on me I guess for thinking Seattle’s defensive coaching staff would have a brain. I mean seriously. Look at that box score. Look at who else was catching balls on the Rams. Fucking nobodies. How do they not double Puka the entire game? They win that game by 20 if they do that. Pathetic. I don’t get how the Seahawks don’t game plan to do that. Fucking joke. Nothing was going to go under this game. The line was in the low 40s and we end up at 75 points. A joke of a game. Not fun. Not fun at all. Fuck. Another bad day. Depressing. I need to turn it around again. I have to win tomorrow. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Kennesaw State/Western Michigan U47.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Back to the shit bowls. I know there is a playoff game but it had to be the shit bowl. The shit bowls provide shit football which is what we need. Western Michigan is a MAC team and MAC teams have defense. They also have shit offenses. Their defense this year has been elite. Kennesaw State is as mid as it gets on both sides of the ball. Both of these teams over performed this year for being mid teams. They made a bowl which is an accomplishment and that means their defenses got them here. You just don’t have prolific offenses on either sides of the ball in this game. This is an under matchup. It’s an early early game and both teams are going to be asleep in this game on offense. The money loves this under too and I love following the money. This is the spot. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Kennesaw State’s 4/L5 as a dog

U47.5 in Western Michigan’s 6/L8