Lunch Break Lock

Record: 71-68-4 (-2.0 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fuck. A safety. An unbelievable catch with two seconds left in the half. A complete no show by the defense in the second half. I got fucked but the Lions also didn’t show up in the second half. I mean the holes on the defense in the second half was astonishing. They pretty much held the Steelers to 3 points in the first half. They were competent and then they just weren’t. They got ran all over in the second half. The safety was all due to Goff being shit. Terrible. The Gainwell TD was something I have never seen before. I don’t know how he kept the ball off the ground and how he wasn’t touched. A touchdown their really killed it. I don’t come back from a two second touchdown. I don’t know what to do with this one. It looked really fucking good for 1Q and 14:50 and then it just wasn’t. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: 49ers/Colts U46.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Just give me the primetime under. No bullshit just the under. This Colts defense is legit. I don’t think Purdy is good so it should be easy for them to handle him. On the other side we have Phillip Rivers. Do I need to say anything else? If the 49ers crowd the box and stop JT then it should be easy for them to handle this offense. We saw this offense last week and they are going to do the same ground and pound offense that will kill the clock. I thought this line would be closer to 40 so it feels like I am getting an extra touchdown with this pick. This is the play. It’s so simple and I love it. Play the defenses here in this spot. Both have the ability to stop the offenses. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in 49ers’ 5/L7 vs teams in the AFC South

Under in Colts’ 4/L6