Lunch Break Lock

Record: 152-147-3 (-5.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. Another fucking winner. I absolutely love basketball right now. I was right that she would be absolute shit. She got swatted twice and then bricked the rest and it was perfect. She couldn’t even make a free throw. 0/3 from the line. I loved this bet. I was never worried. Once I saw her miss her first shot I knew I was good. I could see the lack of confidence in her ability to make a shot. It was over after the three missed free throws. Those free throws were crucial. They were so bad it was perfect. This was a perfect bet. She was dogshit and I loved it. I am back to liking the WNBA. Even with the crazy score this game I still found a winner. Massive. Now I need more and more and more.

Lock: Obi Toppin U8.5 PA 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

How do I get off ball? I am back for game six. I don’t trust Obi Toppin. The Pacers were atrocious last game when he was playing and the Pacers can’t afford for them to play this shitter more minutes. He had by far the worst +/- by any player on the Pacers bench. I can see this guy stat padding rebounds but I don’t see him shooting well or assisting at all. I think he gets up more for the games in New York. He hit this over last game but he shot the ball way too many times and the Pacers can not afford that at home tonight. This is a simple play on me thinking this guy is not good enough to hit this over and shouldn’t play a lot after what happened last game. I love it. I love ball and I love this. Give me another under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U8.5 PA in 5/L6

U8.5 PA in 6/L8 at home