Record: 48-49-4 (-4.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. This is a tough one because I sort of had this one. I knew not to trust Brissett and Darnold. They were shit but they were more shit than I had even predicted. Brissett was so bad it fucked me. How do you have two fumble sixes? How? One is already too many but to have two is shambolic. The Seahawks offense was too fucking good too. I didn’t have a chance. The Cardinals defense was asleep. They looked great on MNF and then terrible today. It didn’t help with Brissett. I was dead wrong on the second slate. Every game went over. It was shit. I can blame everyone I want to blame but at the end of the day it’s down to me and it was bad. It was embarrassing. I have to be better. This NFL season has not been good enough. I am watching every game but it is not good enough. We have a lot more ball left and I have to turn it around quick. I need one run. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Eagles/Packers U46 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Primetime under. That’s it. That’s what I want. That’s what I need. This game has to go under. This line is too high. I have seen enough of both of these offenses to love this under. Both teams have mediocre QB’s. I know Hurts won the Super Bowl but he is still mediocre. I don’t think he is going to beat on this Packer defense at home. The Packers defense has been the best part of this team. They aren’t the issue why they are in this slump. The Eagles defense I still think is pretty good. They have Jaire now and I think they are ready to play some defense against Jordan Love. Jordan Love isn’t good. If he is in trouble which I think he will be he will over throw his receivers. I think this is a defensive battle. I am going straight up defense here. Both defenses show up and contain. Contain. Contain. Contain. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Eagles/Packers U46 in 1/L1
Packers U46 in 4/4 at home