Record: 145-139-3 (-3.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. The sweatiest. The absolute sweatiest. I got saved in the fourth quarter. He fucked me to start. A blown defensive coverage and he had an easy basket. He missed his first three but then hit the second one after they left him open. He then got a borderline assist and rebound. Both really shouldn’t have fucking counted. The rebound was him just throwing the ball before it went out of bounds and they counted it and the assist was pretty generous. So I was fucked. 7 PRA in the first quarter. OKC started to roll once he went off the court and I still had hope especially since he didn’t have anything else the entire second quarter… until the last fucking play. SGA that fucking shithead had to get into foul trouble and get pulled. Fucking idiot. Dort was out of the game and then went in for the final play and of fucking course hit the three at the buzzer. Fucking unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up. I fought to get back in it in the second quarter just for that. Hope was almost gone at half. I only held onto OKC going with their better players in the second half. I got saved in that second half. He only had one basket and that’s in the third quarter. It was a tough shot too and I hated it. He finally started bricking in the fourth quarter. Two bricked threes. And then they started to take him off the court. He only played 21 minutes and he only had one rebound in the fourth quarter. I got saved. Even though Caruso was playing like shit they went with him in the fourth quarter. Saved. Fucking saved. I got saved by the hook. Massive win. We keep the streak going and now we need to take advantage of this great bet. I need more and more and more.
Lock: Lynx/Wings U164 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Two Game 6’s? Fuck that. WNBA Season Opener. I love this pick. I didn’t like the other two games and I went with the WNBA. We have Minnesota coming off a disappointing end to their season losing in the finals and we have Dallas with a completely new roster and coach. It’s the first game of the season so I am expecting there to be rust. I am expecting there to be a lot of confusion on offense by Dallas and Minnesota’s defense to show up. I am also expecting both teams to have energy on defense. Looking at the board this is the best bet on the board not only in the WNBA but on the entire board. I love it. I love going with the WNBA. I am going to have to start getting used to it because there will be a lot of it in the summer. I need to keep pushing. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Lynx 2nd in Defensive Rating 2024