Lunch Break Lock

Record: 158-154-3 (-6.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. No more hockey until next March. No more. I can’t do it anymore. By far and away my worst sport this year. If you take off the hockey picks I am positive. Another terrible first period and it was over. So many fucking penalties. Skinner was shit. If Pickard starts I think this game goes under. Terrible. Simply terrible. Nothing else to say. These finals have just had so many fucking goals and it is terrible. Fuck. Never again. Fuck Hockey. Fuck.

Lock: Aaron Wiggins U8.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This is the game. This is the series. They can’t play their role guys. This fucker was shit last game and they can’t afford to play him tonight. I mean this is the game for both teams. I don’t see how they can play their bench a lot of minutes. This isn’t the game to test whether Wiggins should be on the court or not. I think he maybe plays five minutes? I don’t see how he hits this over in that time. At the end of the day this is the season for both teams. The Pacers can’t lose this game. They have to think they have to have this game. They can’t bank on stealing another one in OKC so they have to keep it close and play defense. OKC can’t lose this game and go down 3-1. OKC can’t risk this game with their bench. I think the refs let them play and we don’t get fucked by foul trouble. I love this pick. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U8.5 PRA in 8/L10

U8.5 PRA in 4/L5 vs Pacers