Record: 97-101-5 (-15.4 units)
Recap:
Dead. I am dead inside. I am burning money. I wish I was burning money instead of this shit. I am just useless at this point. All of the shit I do to try and find a win and I just can’t find one. I am so shit. I am as shit as shit can get. It is terrible. I just keep saying the same thing over and over. I get fucked and then I want to die. This one is of course no different. Two teams that are in a shit conference and who are shit in the conference decided to score and score a lot. We had some no name player go off to start the game. Some fucker named Singleton. This fucking loser went 5 for 5 from deep to start the game. He averaged 13 points and had 12 in the first four minutes. How do you handicap that? How do you handicap another guy who hit back to back bank shots? Seriously what do I even do? I didn’t go with the under yesterday when I should have and chose Houston. Today I was between Censcius and the under and I took the under. How can I be more wrong? How can I keep losing? I haven’t won in days. My mental health is at an all time low. I don’t know what to do. I love winning and I just can’t win. I am stuck losing. I am fucked. Fucked. Fucked. Fucked.
Lock: Illinois/UCLA U146.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Back trying to win again. I don’t know what’s going on or how much more I can take but I am still trying. I need to win here obviously. Going to the system to try and bail me out. It hasn’t worked yet but it has to work at some point. Illinois fucked me last game but they can’t do it here. There has to be defense. UCLA has to show up on defense. They had their problems last game and Cronin was being a complete douche post game. I expect him to make his team play defense. I think after getting embarrassed by Michigan State they have to show up on defense. I am expecting a fired up UCLA team to play defense and defend their home court. I need this bloody win. I am getting killed and I have to win. I need a fucking win. System I need you to bail me out. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in UCLA’s 6/L9 on a Saturday at home