Record: 132-126-3 (-1.8 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am shit. I am fucked. I am deep in a hole now. Why am I in a deeper hole? Because I am shit. The only game out of the four playoff games that went over. That is how shit I am. I liked this pick before the games started but when I saw the first two games go under with ease even with one going to overtime I knew I was fucked. It started great too which is a clear cut sign that I was fucked. The Knicks didn’t wake up on defense until the fourth quarter and I was rinsed. Everything was going down on both ends of the court and I didn’t stand a chance. Can’t make up that I picked the only under on the fucking board that went over. Sitting here now I am in a complete shithole and I am lost. I have been shit. I don’t know what to do with unders. I know I took the one loser today but they have been getting shit on just as much as me. I think it is time to start taking spreads. Never an over but a spread. I would have taken the Knicks today and there are countless other days where I would have taken a spread. Taking unders and losing is really having a toll on my health. It isn’t a place to live taking losers knowing you had a winner. I took unders since August and now I need to call in reinforcements for Underia. We need backup to get back to positive. It’s symbolic that I am changed for Easter and it only makes sense. I will get it all back.
Lock: Houston Rockets ML 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I can’t lie. This feels weird. It feels weird going with a spread but I had to do it. If this goes horribly wrong then it may be a one time thing or maybe just an Easter thing. Every game went under yesterday except the one that I picked which means that today they all can’t go under and I am shit so I have to do this. This is a basketball IQ play. Every casual is going to be on the Warriors but everyone that has watched ball this season knows the Rockets are the better team. They are the better overall and well rounded team. I think with the extra rest against an older team in the Warriors they have an edge in this first game. They are at home and I think they take care of business game one. We saw that the Warriors aren’t as solid as they were down the stretch barely getting past Memphis. The Rockets are going to take this one. I love this pick. Let’s see how this spread shit goes. Got to have it.
Unbiased Stats:
Houston has won 15/L20
Houston has won 13/L14 when playing as the favorite