Record: 13-20-1 (-7.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Dead wrong. I mean listen it was over in the first quarter. All you had to do was watch that first quarter and you knew it was over. Why was it over? Well. Look at the box score. 66 points. Off by 14 for a push or some even had 52.5 for a win. Now what happened in the first quarter? Bullshit. Minnesota was getting stopped by Eastern and Eastern was getting bullied on offense for the first 10 minutes of this game. So naturally Minnesota is 4th and 1 inside the 5. Eastern takes a timeout perfect let’s get everyone set. Now the ball is snapped and they pull out the stop but of course there is a flag. 12 men. 12 men on the field following a timeout. I know Eastern isn’t some actual program but 12 men on the field is fucking atrocious even for pee wee football. Embarrassing. How do we end up with 14 to end the quarter, why of course a punt return. That was it. You have both of those and you know damn well you don’t have a chance. Add on a PJ Fleck who is a an absolute prick calling timeouts up 20 before half to get a field goal. He is a shittier Franklin. This guy hasn’t done shit but stat pad for nearly a decade and still has a job. I was already dead but he was stat padding late too. It’s just another joke. Another joke where I end up feeling like complete shit. It just feels like this will never end. I am running out of money. I don’t know how much more I can take. I am fighting with everything I have and I am just getting rinsed.Â
Lock: Purdue/Indiana State U56.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Please just stop. Please just make it stop. I need this pick to end it all. I need to feel what winning feels like again. I can’t take this pain and agony day after day. It is debilitating to my health. So here goes nothing. Purdue is shit. They will always be shit. Look at how they ended last year. Now look how they started the year. The games went under even when they won those early games. They don’t score and they should handle a dogshit FBS school defensively. Indiana State obviously is shit. They lost last week as slight favorites and they were pretty shit on offense. Their offense isn’t going to have anything against an actual school. However, their defense should be a little more organized since they have already played their game. The defense should very much be up against a bigger but shit team in the state. This line feels about six points too high and I love the number and the price I am getting. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
Purdue U56.5 in 2/L2 Week 1
Purdue/Indiana State U56.5 in 1/L1