Lunch Break Lock

Record: 122-111-3 (+4.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. Pain. We didn’t get the bounces we needed. We got shafted by laziness. He got so many rebounds because of laziness. He wasn’t going all out for rebounds but they were falling right to him. It looked great in the first quarter until he got subbed out. He was guarding Ball and was staying far away from any sort of boards. Then he came back in-in the first quarter and fucked me. I thought he was going to end with zero fucking boards and have a real solid first quarter. He then got the shittiest fucking rebounds and that is what at the end of the day fucked me. He got a rebound by a missed free throw and then another rebound by a goal tend that wasn’t fucking called. If both of those don’t happen it hits. Half of his other rebounds just fell to him too. He wasn’t out there trying to get boards they were just falling to him it was awful. He probably could have had an assist or two more but really he should have had maybe one or two boards for his effort on the glass. It wasn’t a suicidal loss because he did hit is PRA. I don’t know why I did that to myself though. Why did I take an RA? They are shit. I got fucked by bad bounces and it is what it is I guess. It hurts because I loved the read but we didn’t get the right bounces. If he also doesn’t switch off Ball after the first I don’t see him ever getting a single board. Fuck. He also had his ankle bend backwards to start the game and whenever I have that and they are fine I always get teased and fucked. I never root for injuries and I don’t think I have ever gotten one. Fuck. Looking at the board I don’t know where I would have found a winner. I need to win again. I miss Madness.

Lock: Raptors/Nets U215 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we are. Back to a good old under. One day away from more college basketball and one day away from NRFI’s. This truly is the most depressing past few days with only NHL and NBA. I needed more and we get more tomorrow but first we get a win today. We are going with two shitters. These teams are shite and shouldn’t score a lot of points. With this line we are aiming for two quarters under fifty and that is very likely with these two teams. Both teams are dealing with injuries. I saw this total and I did like it but then I also had flashbacks to what Cam Johnson did to me. It was some real PTSD but thankfully the fucker is injured so we don’t have to deal with him. I like this bet. I like the spot. Both teams played two days ago and both had to travel for this game. These teams are so shit and honestly I really don’t know who scores on either team. Both teams recently have been playing pretty average defense and their offense has been shit. The money is on this side and I got a solid number. I need this to get me back to winning. I want to be hot for the sweet sixteen. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Raptors/Nets 5/L6

Under in Nets’ 5/L7 on a Wednesday

Under in Raptors’ 4/L5

Under in Raptors’ 4/L6 played in March

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