Lunch Break Lock

Record: 67-63-4 (-0.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Not good. Regular season basketball at it’s finest which is shit. Terrible start. It was dead in the first quarter. The pace was just too fast. It was a shit pick. I should have gone with a college basketball under. I fucked up. I hit a couple NBA games and I thought I could go back to it and I shouldn’t have. I fucked it. I fucked this entire week. I was on one last week and now I am shit. It’s not fun. I am back in the negative and I did not miss this feeling. I have to be better. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Army/Navy U38.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It’s for the troops. We bet the under for the troops. Our troops are going to play defense. We are the United States of America we will defend at all times. It had to be this under. The only game that matters as we begin to enter a real depressing season. We have to get a win here. We are back in the negative and it hurts. I have to win here. The troops have to have my back. I also love that we are due for an under in this game. This game used to be all about the under and the last two years have fucked it. This is where we get back on track as a country. We get the under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Army/Navy 16/L19

Under in Army’s 6/L8 of Army’s last 8 games