Record: 86-82-4 (-5.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. As bad as it gets. Really as bad as it gets. 10 points a half. 10 fucking points at half. You have to be fucking kidding me. The defenses were flying in the first half. Fucking flying. Defense all over the field. And then it all fell apart in that final quarter. It all fell apart in the second half. I can’t believe I got hooked there. What the fuck is this run of bad luck. A blocked fucking punt. We were so clean in college basketball last week and now we are getting fucked. Fucked. We climbed all the way back just to get fucked this weekend. Fuck. 10 points at half. I’m looking at a fucking loser. How? What the fuck. I think the total was in the 20s at one point. If the line is in the 20s, I don’t know how the fuck you lose. Just an absolute joke. They teased us at the end there. I knew I was getting fucked, but then they teased the fuck out of us with the false start. Indiana could’ve killed that game in the end. They could’ve fucking killed the game. That was fucked. They won the game, but that was fucked. I can’t believe I lost. I’m so fucking bad right now. Fuck. I’m sorry.
Lock: Purdue/UCLA U147 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to the system. I’m begging the system to get me back on track. We’ve fallen hard since we got off the system. We now need to make another run with the system. I’m pleading with the system to get me right here. We’re going to the Big Ten. So obviously ranked into unranked. I think this line is just too high for the pace of both of these teams. These teams play slower basketball. I know Purdue is one of the best teams in the country but now they’re on the West Coast. They have been on the West Coast for a couple days now. The travel is going to get to them. They’re going to be tired. UCLA is also coming back to the West Coast after their little road trip. They’re going to be tired. They’re not going to want to push the pace. Both of these teams aren’t going to push the pace and we get an under. We get a ranked into unranked. Please I need this so fucking bad. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Purdue’s 9/L12 on the road
Under in UCLA’s 4/L5