Record: 92-91-5 (-9.0 units)
Recap:
Finally. Thank fucking fuck. I needed this one. I finally got one. No heartbreak. No bullshit. Finally a fucking win. Comfortable win too. Probably should’ve doubled but with the way my luck has been going couldn’t do it. Houston’s defense was sublime. The first half was perfection. Defense everywhere. So many bricks. I mean shots weren’t even close. It was a perfect first half. A lot of spells with no points and it was pretty much a winner at half. It was in kms territory with a live line being 20 points lower at half. I wasn’t worried in the second half. It wasn’t as good as the first half but it didn’t have to be because the first half was that perfect. Massive win. I mean holy shit was I going through it. I’m still fucking deep in the hole but at least we get it a win here. We stopped the losing streak. We stopped the bullshit. We get a win. Thank you Houston. You made up for the bullshit last week. Thank fuck for this one. I need so so so much more.
Lock: Warriors/Suns U217.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me some association. It’s trade deadline day. Everyone in the league is going to be a mess. The big trade happened last night to the Warriors finally getting rid of the cum bucket. They are in Phoenix and their offense is going to be a mess. Not only did they trade Kuminga, but Draymond Green was in all the talks this entire week. The offense is going to be stagnant and it’s going to be lazy. The Sun’s defense is solid. Their offense is nothing crazy. They play a little slower. They play defense. They played defense at home. The Warriors also play slow. It’s the perfect spot for the under. Especially on trade deadline day. I love this spot. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Warriors 6/L9 vs Western Conference Teams
U217.5 in Suns’ 5/L7