Record: 39-36-3 (-0.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. Wow. I want to personally thank Miami and Carson Beck. I predicted he would be shit and he was even shittier than I had expected. It was perfect. 4 INT’s for the former Heisman Trophy favorite. Unbelievable. However, it was dog shit to start. Absolute dog shit. Nobody could play defense in those first five minutes and I was sitting in shit with 21 points in the first quarter. I crawled right back into it in the 2nd Quarter with only one field goal. 3rd Quarter only two field goals. I was fully back into it in the fourth quarter. Everything was looking great. Louisville kept getting stops and then had the ball with 9 minutes and could really grind out the clock and the live total was dropping fast. Of course, it then turned into shit. They fumbled the football and Miami scored pretty much instantly and got the two point conversion. I was looking fucked again. Absolutely fucked. I needed stops or Louisville had to run out the clock. Well they couldn’t run out the clock and they couldn’t really stop Miami. Miami marched down the field and was about to score the game tying field goal to get the game into OT and I would only have a field goal to work with. Thank fuck Miami and Carson Beck are shit and idiots. They tried to push it and go for the TD. They lost the game doing so. Beck threw his fourth interception and saved my ass. How dumb do you have to be to have him throw the ball there after already throwing 3 INTs. Absolutely saved my ass. We end the losing streak. We finally got a win. We need to crush this weekend. Absolutely crush this weekend. I need more.
Lock: Utah/BYU U49.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are heading to the war. We are heading to the holy war. This line is way too high for this spot. I have bet on BYU a lot this season. I love their defense and I love their inexperience on offense. I also love Utah’s defense and lack luster offense. A game and rivalry where both teams are ranked. This is going to be an actual war in the trenches. This is going to be a physical hard fought football game. This game means more and the nerves are going to get to the offenses. These defenses are no doubt going to show up. I think this line is way too high and it is crazy I am getting nearly fifty points in this spot. I love this pick. I love this spot. The holy war is going to be an actual war and it is going to go under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under BYU/Utah 4/L6
Under in 6/L7 Utah at BYU
Under in Utah’s 4/L5 in October.