Record: 76-72-4 (-3.4 units)
Recap:
Winner. Just as expected. Too many points. 17 points at half. We were looking great at half. We were looking phenomenal. I knew it wasn’t going to be easy. I knew we could still get fucked in the second half. I knew we could get fucked with 43 points to work with and they tried to do it. They tried everything to fuck me in that second half. I mean points galore. I thought we had it late and then a kickoff return for a touchdown. We were back to being fucked. Thank fuck for Illinois and their education system. Thank fuck, they ran the ball out on that final drive and kicked the field goal. That’s a win. That’s too many points and that’s a win even though they tried to fuck me in the second half. That’s why you take that bet. There was too many points and it was simple as that. Simple. We come back after getting fucked yesterday and avoid getting fucked today. Now we have to win more and more and more..
Lock: Duke U24.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me the team that’s overhyped. Duke isn’t good. They fooled everybody with their ACC Championship win. They aren’t good. I still don’t understand how they made that final game but they shouldn’t have because they’re not that good. This game is in El Paso. It’s going to be all Sun Devils. Arizona State is going to be up for this game. All the Dillingham talk the past month about Michigan and now he’s going to show up and put a stomping on Duke. ASU is going to be all over them. This isn’t ACC football anymore. This is Arizona State who is going to come out hot. This line is too high. I think ASU should be favored in this game because of their defense. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
ASU has held 4/L6 teams U24.5