Lunch Break Lock

Record: 116-122-5 (-20.3 units)

Recap:

Loser. Pain. Shit. Heartbreaking. Infuriating. Debilitating. What the fuck just happened? 136 in regulation. Terrible. Overtime? In the most horrific fashion possible. It’s the one thing you always think is going to happen but never does and it actually happened. You had a team foul up three not fast enough. You would think West Virginia. Nope it was Stanford. Supposedly, one of the brightest schools in the country making one of the dumbest plays of all time. So shit. You really can’t make that up. Add them to the list. I mean this game started off so well. The live total was in the 120s. Then West Virginia couldn’t guard the one fucker on Stanford that could score. To then be bad and then be back in it late to then lose like that is unreal. So fucking bad. Stanford fouled so stupidly in the last two minutes. They could have won and gone under. Nope. They fucked it. I would argue they are one-of the dumbest schools in the country now. You can’t have that. Fucked it. So fucked.

Lock: Reid Detmers U15.5 Pitching Outs 1u to win 0.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Get me back in baseball. I just need to throw through this losing streak. I am trying everything. I just need a win. I am going with the stats. The stats. The stats. The stats. Give me a pitcher player prop. Detmers isn’t going a full five innings. He hasn’t gotten to 5 innings since September 27th 2024. He is obviously back in a starting role but he didn’t even hit this last game. The Mariners are good. They will hit. They will get to Detmers. He isn’t going 5. It is just what I have to do. I have to go with the stats. It’s been over a year that this fucker has done that. I need this one. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U15.5 Outs since September 27th,2024