Lunch Break Lock

Record: 54-51-4 (-0.7 units)

Recap:

Winner. I am really finding these unders in the NFL now. I feel like I have a really read on the best league in the world. Even with the season being one of the weirdest ones yet I have a pretty good feel for it. This one was easy. Raiders were shit. Dak could throw on them all day. He never had to run. He didn’t want to run. He only ran the ball to end the game in victory formation. It was perfect. I was perfect in my prediction. Absolutely perfect. We are one win away. One win away from being back in the green. It has been weeks since I was positive but we have a chance here to be positive again. I have to take that opportunity tomorrow. I need a win and then a lot more wins after that. I will be in the green starting tomorrow and for the rest of my life.

Lock: UMass U9.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We have a chance to get positive. We are going with what we know. UMass being the worst team in the entire country. We saw it last week. We are going to see it again here. They are playing a better defense. They are playing away from home. They should be playing in the rain. I am getting a great line. This is the play. It’s so simple. If my life to be in the green is on the line I am taking the worst team in the country to be shit every time. They are playing for nothing and I am getting a touchdown to work with. I don’t see them scoring a touchdown and I honestly don’t see them scoring a point. I think they might get a pity field goal but that’s it. I mean this team is atrocious. Ohio is just as competent as Northern Illinois and Ohio is at home. It’s a simple pick. I love this pick. I want to be in the green. I will be in the green. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

UMass U9.5 in 3/L5 on the road

UMass averages 8.4 points on the road