Record: 118-128-6 (-24.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Really can’t make up the way I am losing these bets. I mean one of the craziest fights I have ever seen and it goes the distance. I don’t understand how Blaydes was able to stay alive for three rounds. His face was gone. Hokit was flipping him off mid round and he just took it. He took it but then stayed alive. An absolute insane fight and yet somehow I am still sitting in shit. 174-177 significant strikes. Unbelievable. I don’t think I have seen a crazier fight and yet it went the distance. I mean how many strikes would it have taken for a KO. I don’t know what I just watched and how I just lost that. I really can’t believe how I am losing. It is so shit. It is so poor. It is so devastating. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Guardians/Braves U7 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me the primetime under. Just give me it. I am taking the Sunday Night Baseball under. That is all that I can do. It’s all that I can do and it’s what I want to do. It’s the best under on the board. I like Sale on the mound. I like Bibee on the mound. I am trusting them to show up. I am in desperate need for them to show up. I am dying for a win. I am getting fucked and I can’t stop getting fucked. I need a win. Please. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Guardians/Braves 6/L9
Under in Guardians 8/L11
Under in Braves 9/L10 at home