Record: 145-142-3 (-6.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. What a joke. An absolute fucking joke. The Leafs don’t deserve to be a NHL team. They are so fucking shit. No heart at home in a Game 7. Fucking joke. How do you not show up in a Game 7 in front of your fans? Genuinely, how fucking shite and pussy do you have to be to not show up tonight. Losers. The entire team is filled with losers. Of course, it started with a 0 goal first period. The line was 3.5 to start the second period. Then, the Leafs after fighting back to get back into it in the first period decided to not play hockey in the second period. Fucking joke. Something must have been said during the intermission to not show up in the second period. Three fucking goals. Three fucking goals because the Leafs were so slow, sloppy, and shit. I knew I didn’t stand a chance in the third period. Once the Leafs scored I knew it was over and I knew I wasn’t even going to get a push. So fucking shit. These Game 7’s are cursed. I can’t get a single under. After all of the previous games always going under they now never go under. Such a fucking joke. I guess I should have predicted the pussiest franchise in the NHL to not show up in Game 7. I am back to being shit. After a nice littler run I am now back to being shit. I need to start winning and I need to start winning fast.
Lock: Guardians/Twins NRFI 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am getting in and getting a quick win. I love both pitchers on the mound and I think they can get me a quick three here. I trust in Ober and Allen. I also like the spot for both teams. The Guardians have struggled to score in their past couple of games. The Twins struggled to score in their game yesterday. Both teams are coming into this game with cold bats. I love the weather report as well for this one. All of the signs are pointing to the NRFI. I needed to go back to the basics and I found one. I need this one. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Guardians average 0.21 first inning runs on the road
Allen has shutout the first inning in 7/8 this season
Ober has shutout the first inning in 6/9 this season