Record: 171-163-4 (-4.2 units)
Recap:
Winner. Holy fuck. How did this one hit? This is a case of how did this one hit but also how did this also almost not hit. Webb was getting bailed out every time he was in a tough spot. In the second inning we had first and third no outs and he got a fucking double play. The one thing you can’t have in these bets are double plays. He wasn’t pacing great and the Giants gave him a comfortable lead but I still had hope. I had hope because he just needed one bad inning and he had one in the sixth. He had to go deep in this inning and he was looking fucked with a high pitch count in the 80s and with one out and bases loaded. All I had to do was avoid a double play so of course he got one. I was fucked. Most of my hope was gone because that was the spot. The bullpen stopped warming up and I was fucked. He got to the seventh and he got to the seventh with the bottom of the order up. I was fucked. I don’t know how I got this one through. He struck out the first two batters pretty easy and all he needed was one more out. I owe a massive thanks to Clarke. The nine hole batter stepped up after striking out his first two at bats and doubled. Massive. The only problem was the Giants had a big enough lead so they kept Webb in to face Butler with 100 pitches. I still needed Butler to save me. He did it. He worked the count and got the walk. He got pulled at 20 outs. 20 fucking outs. I pulled this one out of my fucking ass. How did this one hit? I mean it should have but got fucked by some double plays but then shouldn’t have because he was right there. I can’t believe it hit. We are really going now. I mean this was a miracle. Wow. I am in shock. One of my best hits. Simply wow.
Lock: Shane Smith U5.5 Hits 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am sticking with the mound. We are now rooting for the mound. I want to see shit baseball from the worst team in the league. The White Sox are also shit but Shane Smith is pretty solid. He can actually pitch and should be able to put away most of these shit cans. The only teams that have hit off him this season are good teams. This team is fucking shite. One of the worst baseball teams ever. I don’t see how they can hit off Shane here. They have been pretty shite in this series and I don’t see that changing against Shane Smith. It is a simple play. I am betting on an above average pitcher to clean up against one of the worst baseball teams the world has ever seen. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U5.5 Hits in 11/16 this season