Record: 14-15-0 (-2.4 units)
Recap:
Winner. Now we are going. We are going and we aren’t looking back. Today had it all once again. It had the good and the bad bullshit. I am going to be honest I thought I was fucked on the first drive. I know Western was an FCS school and didn’t have a chance but still why the fuck are you going for it on your first drive 4th and 6. Seriously what the fuck was that? You can’t do that on your first drive you fucking moron. Their defense wasn’t atrocious too. They had some really critical sacks for this bet and kept me in it. The special teams was a problem. They gave up a fucking punt return that was so dumb because they knew he was a problem. They slightly redeemed themselves with a blocked kick. Illinois was Illinois. Exactly who I thought they would be. Dominated but had a couple mistakes which got us there. They also won with class so I have to respect. The only scary part late was when Western Illinois almost had the TD but thank fuck they stopped him at the one and they kicked the field goal. This was your standard win. Well fought. Not easy not hard just your standard win and all I give a shit is if it wins. We are starting football hot and I can’t ask for anything else.
Lock: Oregon State/California U49 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are at the main course. We have a full slate. I am waiting to the end of it. We have two teams that are dog shit but should have solid defenses. Both teams couldn’t score later in the year last year. Cal is going to get battered in the ACC. Oregon State is going to have a great year in the PAC 12 lol. This game sets up for an under. Old foes in the PAC 12 lining up late at night and it’s going to be a boring ass game. It was my favorite under on the board and it all makes too much sense. These teams were shit last year and I don’t see how these teams can even compete with the transfer portal. Nobody wants to go to these schools. This is how we win on Saturdays. We pick boring defensive battles. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Oregon State averaged 15.8 points L5
Cal U49 in 3/L3