Lunch Break Lock

Record: 138-136-3 (-6.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. I am a wreck. I can’t believe it. 17 PRA IN THE FIRST FUCKING QUARTER. Is this real life? He only ended with 33 PRA. 16 PRA in the other three quarters. Unbelievable. His shot was atrocious after the first quarter too. I was dead wrong on OKC coming out with intensity to start the game and that is why they lost. Fucking atrocious. The fact I was in it in the fourth quarter when this shithead had 17 PRA in the first quarter is unreal. I mean he averaged 6 PRA the other three quarters. Fuck. I am so shit right. I can’t believe I was at one point begging to be up +20u and now I am in this shithole. This absolute shithole and my mind is fucked. I don’t know what to do. I am trying fucking everything. This is fucking terrible. 

Lock: Pascal Siakam U19.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

The Cavs have to win today. The bigs have to show up. They have to play defense on this guy. I think Indiana is pretty content winning game one and don’t go all out tonight. I think we see the Cavs control the pace this game and focus on defense. Too many players went off in the first game and now I think the Cavs put the hammer down on defense. The Cavs clean it up after what happened last game and give up no easy baskets to Siakam. He didn’t even hit this number last game and now I think he has no chance to because the Cavs show up on defense. Give me this under. Please give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U19.5 in 4/L5 on the road

U19.5 in 6/L8 vs the Cavs