Lunch Break Lock

Record: 63-56-4 (+2.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. Easy. This fucking idiot learned his lesson and then it was easy. He didn’t plan on playing safe but he quickly started too. He had the big carry in the first quarter which he got rocked on and that was right after he got rocked taking a sack. He came to his senses right after. He stopped running because he realized his career was on the line. Russell Wilson even told him to stop doing the dumb running plays on the sideline. He stopped and then barely ran the ball in the second half. It was perfect. It took a quarter but then it was easy. He got a beating and then decided to protect his career the rest of the game. Easy fucking win. He barely broke 20 and just like I said the line was simply too high for the spot. Wonderful. We are on one. We are on a run and we won’t stop. I am going to find a winner after winner after winner. These next few days are big with no football. We have to find something else and we have to win.

Lock: Tennessee/Syracuse U146.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. Back to college basketball. It’s only my second time taking it this season so I need a win. I can’t be 0-2. I may resort to NBA if this doesn’t hit. I also already took Tennessee so if this doesn’t hit this will be the last time I take them. They do play slow defensive basketball. I don’t see how that changes on the road in Syracuse. I see Syracuse also playing slow and defending their home court. This is a staple pick for me. A ranked opponent going into an unranked arena. This team is going to get up and play defense against a ranked opponent. It’s what happens in college basketball and I don’t see that changing here. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Syracuse U146.5 in 10/L15