Record: 166-162-4 (-7.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am fucked. I am back in a fucking hole. I am back staring at double digits. I fucking hate this shit. Why does this have to happen to me? Why? I am fucking terrible. She cleared this by a mile. I don’t know what I was thinking. All she was doing was rebounding and assisting. She was having a field day doing it. It was dead by half. What made it worse was watching the Sun. Watching the Sun look like absolute dogshit after they railed me on Friday. I wish I stared at the literal Sun than watch this Sun team. So fucking bad. I am so fucking bad and I have to make it stop. I have to find a winner. I just want one. Please just one.
Lock: Cardinals/Pirates NRFI 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am asking for the bare minimum. I am asking for one clean inning. One clean inning. Not two clean innings, one clean inning. Is that too much to ask for? Is it too much to ask for two of the bottom four first inning teams in the league to not score a run. All I am asking for is one fucking winner. One winner with two shite first inning teams. It is simple. Six outs and I hit. I am going back to the basics with this pick. I saw the stats and I fired. It is as simple as that. Please. One time. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Pirates ranked 27th in first inning runs
Heaney has shutout the first inning in 2/L3
Cardinals ranked 28th in first inning runs
Fedde has shutout the first inning in 4/L5