Lunch Break Lock

Record: 27-26-2 (-1.8 units)

Recap:

Push. Fucking shite. Absolute fucking shite. How does that push? 7th inning the line is 3.5. 3.5. How do I push? How? How does this bullshit keep happening to me? This past week has been nothing but bullshit. I looked it up. There has been under 10 inside the park HRs this season. There has been 2000 baseball games this season yet we have one of them in this game. How do you even make that up? What do you even say? Genuinely? What do I even say about that? O7 was 12/1 heading into the 8th. 12/1. How? I should have just gone the first five innings. I mean, it still should’ve hit but I still should’ve gone the first five innings. I talked myslef out of it and I thought it was a little lazy going back to back first five innings, but that was to play here. I would be sitting here with another winner and not with a bullshit fucking push. I still can’t believe that pushed. 11 innings. It’s almost remarkable I pushed with 11 innings which kind of shows how bullshit it is. I had two runs heading into the 8th. Fucking shite.

Lock: Arizona Cardinals U21.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Back to football. I pray to God I don’t get fucked. I pray I don’t have anymore bullshit. Give me the home team to not perform. I know that doesn’t make sense, but I love this matchup for the Seahawks. They essentially had the week off last week after the first quarter where they blew out the Saints. They should be well rested after taking off the second half. It’s the complete opposite for the Cardinals. They had to play until the final whistle and then they lost. They lost and they should be devastated on a short week. It’s a divisional game and that means the defenses are going to show up. The Seahawks are one of the best defenses so far this season. They played the Cardinals great last season and the Cardinals didn’t get over this number in both matchups. The Cardinals are now without Connor their best running back so that should be a problem for them as well especially on a short week. The Cardinals are going to be in shambles tonight. They are going to be shit. 21.5 points is way too high of a line. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U21.5 in 2/L3

U21.5 in 2/L2 vs Seattle

Seattle Defense has allowed 0 teams O21.5