Record: 132-127-3 (-2.8 units)
Recap:
Loser. Haha. It’s over. My life is over. I am a fucking braindead loser. I don’t deserve anything. I had the one fucking under that didn’t hit in all of the NBA games this weekend. I didn’t make a single dollar this weekend and I am a fucking moron. I have to be honest. It felt gross taking that play yesterday. Not only was it dog shit but it was gross. I missed not taking an under which probably had to do with every fucking under hitting. The Rockets were shit though. Couldn’t make a three and fucked me. Shit refs too with all the calls going in favor of Golden State. Terrible. I really can’t believe it. I can’t believe everything went fucking under except one. One single over and I didn’t make shit off of it. I am so fucking dumb. I don’t know what else to say. I am a fucking moron. I am in a really dark place. I want to not feel like shit. I want my effort to pay off. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Blue Jays/Astros NRFI 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I need a break from ball. I need to go back to my roots. I am following the numbers. I am going for a quick winner. I trust the pitchers on the mound. Brown has been solid in the first inning this season and the Blue Jays score less in the first inning away from home. Gausman hasn’t been great this season but when you dive deeper into the games he has been very unfortunate in the first. One HR he gave up in the first inning was because the ump didn’t give him a strike in a ten pitch at bat. Another first inning got fucked by an error so he hasn’t really been bad. The Astros are also the worst first inning team in the league. This all points to the NRFI. This all points to a clean inning. I am back to the basics. Give me this NRFI. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Blue Jays average 0.32 runs less in the first inning away from home
Houston are ranked 30th in first inning runs this season
Houston has score 0 runs in the first inning at home