Lunch Break Lock

Record: 5-8-0 (-3.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. It was easy to start, but it was a sweat in the last fucking thing. I can’t believe it was so sweaty at the end. Zero runs in the first six innings. I was dead on it again with these two pictures. I am really loving these standard unders. This one was exactly what I was what I needed . It wasn’t even close until the seventh thing. I know it wasn’t gonna end a shit out but still, it should not have been that close at the end. I almost got rinsed. It was about to go to x-rays and I wasn’t about to be fucked. 31 heading into the top of the ninth and I was about to get absolutely fucked. I can’t believe the Mariners tied up and making it 3-3. I was prepared to get shafted and extras. A miracle happens. The Orioles have never walked it off this season finally walked it off. Jackson Holiday saved my ass. Two out bottom of the ninth we get single and then the walk off, and it hits. What a sweaty under that should’ve never been sweaty in the first place.Massive winter. Fucking massive

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