Record: 132-138-6 (-21.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. You have to be fucking kidding me. How does it happen again? Again in back to back years we get absolutely fucked. 4.4 second left and its a shot from the deepest part of the ice. It trickles in and I get fucked. How does that go in? How do I get fucked like that. How does this bet absolutely tease the fucking shit out of me? You can’t make it up. I am out on hockey outside of Game 7s. I thought I did something and I didn’t. I wasted my time and got absolutely played with. 2 goals in the first five minutes. Dead. I mean the second one was so quick after the first goal they didn’t even show the whole play. So we were fucked. But they had to play with me. I don’t know what I did to deserve this. I really don’t. We had one more goal in the first so it was really really tough to come out with a win. So naturally we get a one goal second period. We were right back in it. That wasn’t enough. We even had a good first ten minutes in the third period. So naturally two goals get scored again back to back with six minutes left. I need a prayer to avoid an open netter. Of course I was 4.4 seconds short. It squeaked in too. This fucker shot it from the other side of the ice and it squeked in. That’s it. Playoff Hockey is the worst. How does this happen to me every year? How did I allow this one to pull me back in? How does this keep happening? 4.4 seconds. You can’t make it up. I am sick. I am genuinely sick. The NBA games went under too. I want to throw up. Fuck. What the fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: 76ers/Knicks U55 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to the NBA. Once again I hated the props. I have my pick but I just found out Embiid is out but I can’t hesitate with this bet. This bet with the number is just too good to pass up. Like I said it isn’t a prop and it isn’t a regular total. We are hitting it quick. We are going in getting the in and getting out. It’s the 1st Quarter under. Their first game was an anomaly in terms of scoring. It can’t continue today. I loved it with Embiid and I love it even more without him. In the playoffs these teams had not consistently been going over this number and today will prove that. I am getting a great price and a great number. We also don’t get Embiid points which is easily a bunch of points off the board. These teams simply have to come out and play defense. I mean this is the playoffs ffs and they have to play defense. Give me a quick under. Give me a quick winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
76ers U55 in 9/L10
Knicks U55 in 8/L10