Lunch Break Lock

Record: 179-165-5 (+1.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Pain. We lost by three fucking points. Three fucking points. Why? Because Dallas is dogshit. They are so shit and they are so stupid. You would think they would double the one fucking player that had 20+ points at half? Nope. They let Wilson go for 37. How the fuck do you let her go for 37. How the fuck do you not double her when she was the only one on that fucking team that could shoot. I couldn’t believe that last possession too. Dallas needs a stop and what do they do? They let Wilson drive right by them and didn’t double her… fucking joke. I lost because of one single player. That’s it. I knew I was in trouble before it even start with the first couple of games going under. Those teams shipped it in like the Aces did except Wilson did not. I can’t believe this only lost by three points and the way it lost was infuriating. Pain. Fucking pain.

Lock: Nuggets/Clippers U181.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It is the most depressing day of the year. Nothing is on. We do have the Open on but that shit is too early. Usually, there are a couple of days like this a year but fortunately we only had one this year. No MLB or WNBA so we go to the summer league. Obviously, I am not an expert in this and I have also never bet this before but I found the best under. The Clippers play defense and the Nuggets don’t score a lot. The Clippers are also the better summer league team so they are going to control the pace. I don’t know anything else other than that. I guess this is better than betting on Valo or CS which I have done for days like today in the past. This is what a true gambler looks like. They do some research and they go with it. I had nothing else because there was nothing else. Give me a winner on this truly dark day. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Nuggets average 89.7 points

Clippers opponents average 80.3 points