Record: 71-71-4 (-5.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. What is life? Seriously. What is life? What is happening? Sick loss after sick loss. Just another dumb fucking loss. I got a shit fucking line. Terrible fucking number. And we lose by one fucking pass. This fucking guy with dog shit for the first half. Dog shit. Somehow he was still in it. Somehow Hawaii was still in it. They were down 21 to 0. Fucking shit. What the fuck did I just watch? I lose by one fucking pass. Second to last play. And then on the final play, he’s not even in. He got fucking taken out. Taken out and I lose by one fucking play. This fucking guy went down twice with injuries and still fucking managed to play. Twice. This fucking piece of shit. How do I lose here? What the fuck is happening? I am really starting to lose it. I’m so sick right now. I don’t know what to do. Fuck. I’m sorry.
Lock: Stephon Castle U28.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Christmas. Christmas always belonged to the NBA and it definitely belongs to the NBA today. The NFL board is absolute dog shit. I’m not touching that shit. We are going with the best NBA game on the board. Thunder/Spurs. We’re going with a guy that shouldn’t show up tonight. The Thunder have to show up. They got embarrassed the past two games against the Spurs. They have to show up here. How do they show up? They play defense. How do they play defense? They play it against the guy that killed them in the past two games. Castle. Castle isn’t that good. I don’t think he’s all that. I think the Thunder make a statement here and lock this entire team down and really lock down Castle. Give me the under. I need this one so fucking bad. Please it’s Christmas. Please just this one time. Please for fucks sake. Please. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U28.5 in 3/L5 vs OKC
U28.5 in 3/L4