Lunch Break Lock

Record: 156-149-3 (-3.7 units)

Recap:

Winner. A clean winner. Not like the previous two winners. A clean fucking winner. He was fuckin shite and it was perfect. He was getting bodied at the rim. Turner was all over him and thank fuck the refs were letting the boys play. He went 2/9 and it was magical. He only had four at half and I bloody loved it. It was by far and away the best bet on the board. There were a lot of unders that hit but I loved this one. He still hasn’t hit over this number against Indiana and I love it. I want more and more and more.

Lock: Panthers/Oilers U6.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going back to the ice. I have stayed away from the ice but now I am back. It’s my only option. I didn’t like the WNBA and I try to stay away from baseball on Fridays. We are left with this. I am firing straight at it. No bullshit. Firing straight at the under. The line is high enough that I can fire at this under. It isn’t some bullshit 5.5 and I love it. Both teams can’t afford to have it be a shootout again. It has to be a lower scoring game. Both teams are going to get going on defense. I love it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴 

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Oilers 6/L7 in games against the Eastern Conference