Record: 5-5-1 (-0.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. he just didn’t have it. He had been so good against the Tigers it was impossible to pass up but I obviously should have. Especially, after how he was good to me my last bet in terms of hits. I am just too much of an idiot to not go to his hits allowed again. I am also just fucked living in California. The offshore book I had did not have hits allowed at the time of research. I probably go with it if I do. It is just something to be mindful of that I don’t have the stuff most people have. He went to the 7th and only had 5 hits. I can’t believe he escaped with only 5 hits. Unbelievable. It was just one bad inning. That was it. I got fucked. Max pain. I fucked it. I should have done it again but I fucked it.
Lock: Merrill Kelly U2.5 ER 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Get me back to positivity. We are going with a pitcher. You can’t let one get you down. I trust my brain. I trust my research. I have a pick. Merrill Kelly is going to pitch a clinic. The Rockies are fucking shit. I know that they have helped me this year but they are still shit. They are especially shit against Kelly. Kelly has a great record and history against the Rockies. It’s another spot where I love the matchup for the pitcher. I also like that the Diamondbacks are coming off a loss and the Rockies only scored 3 last game. The Dbacks are not going to allow a series loss to the fucking Rockies. They are going to make sure Kelly doesn’t get fucked late and they will utilize the bullpen. He has also been pitching well recently. It’s a play I truly love. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 in 6/L7
U2.5 in 3/L3 vs Rockies