Record: 85-69-1 (+14.0 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy fookin winner. This one was pretty easy the whole way through. Outside of maybe two minutes in the middle of the first half this was pacing under the entire game. It was a great under with defense and bricks everywhere. Ohio State couldn’t hit shit from three and they slowed down the pace enough against Michigan State to make this an easy under. Michigan State did a great job at getting a lead to start the second half and then barely scoring after it. It was easy. With eight minutes all I had to do was avoid overtime because it was that easy. I need to keep this streak going. What a winner and now I need more.
Lock: Bengals/Steelers U48 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to football. We saw this game become a shootout in their first matchup and now we are due for a shit game. This game means too much for both teams and we are going to see a game full of punts. The Steelers need this game to face the Texans round one instead of the Ravens. The Bengals need to win this game in order to keep their playoff hopes alive. This game has the perfect offensive and defensive matchups for this to go under as well. The Bengals have the elite offense and the Steelers have the elite defense. The Steelers defense is also coming off of a mini bye so they should be rested to stop this explosive Bengals offense. The Steelers offense is shit which is great but so is the Bengals defense. That is going to be the key matchup to watch and I think the Bengals defense finally shows up for a must win game. It is also going to be cold, windy, and possibly rainy in Pittsburgh so that should help the under too. This game is going to go fookin under. These defenses are going to show up in a must win game for both teams and we get a nice easy under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U48 in Bengals/Steelers 7/L10
Under in Bengals’ 12/L17 played in January
Under in Steelers’ 5/L7 at home
