Lunch Break Lock

Record: 72-53-1 (+17.4 units)

Recap:

Loser. Dead early. I can’t keep losing these primetime games. I am holding onto something that isn’t there anymore. They were so hot last year and now I guess they are dead. This one looks terrible but in all honestly it wasn’t that far off or at least that is what I am telling myself. The balls on Campbell fucked us. I got 0 help from his crazy decision making and that is what really fucked it. The fucker went for it twice on 4th and goal and of course they ended in two TD’s. Then he goes for it on his own 30 and of course he doesn’t get it. You can’t make that up. Those goal line TDs and then the turnover on downs which turned into a TD gave us no chance. Add the Goff INT which also turned into a TD and it was in the grave. 28 points right there. Take out two of those scores and this hits. I might be done with primetime unders. I have fought for them for far too long and have been getting rinsed. It sucks but I have to move one. Time to find a winner tomorrow.

Lock: Ashton Jeanty U176.5 Rush Yards 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Massive game. The biggest game of the day. Whoever wins get’s into the playoff and the other goes to some dogshit bowl. I am going to a prop. I am going with arguably the best player in college football. I know Hunter is winning the Heisman but it should really go to Jeanty. I also know I shouldn’t be hyping up the guy I am betting against but I still have to show my respect. This line is outrageous though. UNLV is going to come into this game with one mission and that is stopping Jeanty. They played earlier in the season and they were able to contain him to under this number. I think they do that again. If you are UNLV you can not let Jeanty beat you. You have to let Boise throw on you. You know if you give up the line you are going to get crushed by this beast all night long. They are going to stack the box and contain Jeanty. I still think Jeanty has a decent game but he is going to end up in the low 100s. I mean 176.5 is a ridiculous line. This isn’t some bullshit game too which I think is the reason he gets stopped. UNLV is going to be selling out to stop the run. I am also not saying he is going to be dogshit but with this line being so high all UNLV has to do is stop him a couple of times. I mean this is their chance at the playoffs so I think they will be doing whatever they can to stop this fucker. I need to get back to winning and this is where we win again. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U176.5 in 4/L6

Averaging 140.5 Rushing Yards L2 against UNLV

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