Lunch Break Lock

Record: 10-15-1 (-6.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. I mean shocking. It hurts when you realize that this lost because someone who is 3000 pounds could have fucked this bet as well. He didn’t take a single swing on his first at bat and got walked. Four pitches and four clear balls. In his next at bat he of course strikes out swinging because he is shit. So what happens next? He gets an infield single not butting but the fucking third basemen couldn’t handle the ball and he beat it out. We lose. He hit again later on in the game but that one was legit. He should have just had the legit one. Not the other two.

Lock: Braves U1.5 F5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am just going with my guys. It’s the Doyers. It’s Yamamoto. That’s it. I am getting obliterated everywhere I go. I just need my guy to get me there. I don’t know what else to do. We are so close to professional and competitive football and that is what I need. In the mean time I have to trust my guy to get the job done.

Unbiased Stats:

I am ending this shit with my guy 100% hit rate