Record: 97-100-5 (-14.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. What is life? Seriously. What is life? What is winning? All I see is hooks. I am addicted to hooks like Spongebob. I want to die. I can’t escape these hooks. Hook after fucking hook. I am just sitting in shit. I am numb at this point. Up 6 with one minute left. Up 5 with 6 seconds left. There wasn’t a board in site. They let Kneuppel hit the three and I was dead. They gave them three looks deep to fuck me. They couldn’t get a rebound. The Hornets got back in it late because of rebounding and fucked me in the final seconds because the Rockets couldn’t rebound. Just dead. I am dead. The under was there. LaMelo’s under was there. I said what I said about LaMelo and I was right. I said what I said about Durant and I was right. I am right and I still lose. I simply just got hooked but the unders were there. I mean I really don’t know what to do. I don’t know if I have ever been this lost. I don’t know what I did to deserve this. I am dying inside. I am so fucking sorry. Fuck.
Lock: Canisius/Rider U132.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am shit and I am heading back to the shit. The shit fucked me but I deserve to be back in the shit. If I make it out of this I think the only way out might be fighting through the shit. Two teams in the bottom ten in the country points per game. Canisius is shit. Rider is shit. Two teams that are shit and play slow. Canisius is shit and even more shit on the road. Rider is pure shit at 3-22. This has to be the play. I am so shit. I have to keep it simple. I have to keep it plain and simple. The money is all on the under. I know a lot of people are betting it but it still counts for something. Looking at the stats and the matchups this is the play. I also love how many points I am getting. Get me out of this losing streak. Please. These teams are just pure shit so just be shit. One time. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia.
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Canisius’ 4/L5
Under in Rider’s in 14/L20