*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 12-9
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Heartbreaking. That one really fucking sucked. He was pacing under the entire first half until the last two minutes. Then it was all over from there. He then had relatively calm third quarter. But popped off in the last two minutes and then it was over. NBA players quitting at the end of quarters is the worst. It kills my under’s every time. Fuck me. This looked like such a winner and then it wasn’t. Pain. Misery. Fuck. This one really fucking hurt. But we find a way to move forward. On to the next. Staying positive.
Lock: Virginia -5.5 vs Furman
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am doing it I am taking a side. I know it’s stupid but I have to. I love Virginia because everyone hates them. Virginia looked like shit against Duke and everyone thinks Furman can be a possible Cinderella. They aren’t. They play in a shit conference and they don’t play teams like Virginia. Virginia is going to slow this game down and play lock down defense which Furman hasn’t seen before. NC State killed them and Virginia handled NC State. So this checks out. It’s so low because Virginia doesn’t blow out teams but they actually do blow out really shit teams. And when they played small schools this year they beat them… by a lot. And since it’s this low they really just have to win. I also like how Virginia has been saving their covers for March. So this looks great. Love it. I am picking a side which I hate doing. So I need all the thoughts and prayers I can get.
Unbiased Stats:
Virginia are 5-0 in their last 5 games against an opponent in the Southern conference
Furman are 1-13 in their last 14 games against an opponent in the Atlantic Coast conference
