Record: 75-60-1 (+13.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am dead. I don’t know what to do. I mean this is incredible. Sitting here and I genuinely don’t know what to say. Six losses in a row. I was one OT away from 20u and I am now sitting in dogshit. What am I doing? Will Levis wasn’t going to save me. The Bengals weren’t going to save me. The fucking refs weren’t going to save me either. It was a terrible pick but some of the PI’s were atrocious. It was from the same cock sucker too. He threw two PI flags that were dogshit and that should have never been called and both called at the one. Still a very bad and dogshit pick but I had to mention it. I am lost. I have searched for six days to try get a single win and have came up empty handed every time. I really don’t know what to do. Everything I touch goes to shit. I have been cursed from that double OT. I don’t even remember what winning feels like. I am losing my mind with this shit. I don’t fake my shit like every other dogshit gambler and I am really in a dark place after a loss. I lose sleep and I know these losses take years off of my life. I have to win.
Lock: Bears/Vikings U44 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I will keep fighting. I will not stop. I am going with the best under on the board. It is a divisional game and I trust both of these defenses. It’s a primetime game and I think this is the better of the two games. This is their second matchup and although the first matchup went over it really shouldn’t have. That game went over because of the late TD and onside kick that led to OT. If you take away that bullshit it goes under. All I have to do is avoid bullshit. I know that has seemed impossible this past week but Monday is a new week. I am all positive vibes. Although I am still slightly broken from the past week I am feeling good about this pick. I am keeping it simple and praying that both defenses show up. Give me an under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Bears 5/L7
Under in Vikings 4/L6
