Record: 132-139-6 (-22.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck. What was I thinking? You know what I was thinking. How about we trust the stats that have both teams going under more than 80% of the time in 1Q in their last ten. I guess ai shouldn’t have. Absolute fucking nonce. This game even went under somehow. The live line was damn near 240 and it barely got to 210. The other game I peaked at Ant but I like him too much as an ethical hooper and didn’t do it. I just fucked it. I watched it and it was shot after shot going in. It was so sickening. The Sixers were shooting 75% in the first five minutes. I mean once OG’s three went in from the corner that hit the back board and I knew it was over. It was so over. It was so fucked. I am such a fucking mess. My brain is still a mush from the hockey and it is unacceptable. I am better than this. I have to better than this. Fuck.
Lock: Jalen Duren U27.5 PR 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Get me back to the props. I need to be back to the props. I tried to go elsewhere and it didn’t work. The ice fucked me and the totals fucked me. I am going back to what was working. Player props were working and I don’t know why I went away. We are betting against a big man. I just really don’t think Duren is that good. In the previous series he was awful and only hit over this number once. They won the first game and he still didn’t go over this number. I think it’s a tough matchup for him against Allen and Mobley. He didn’t have an atrocious game last game but Allen was also dealing with foul trouble so when you add that I think they really are going to be all over him. This is also a must win for the Cavs and this team of vets knows it. They have to play defense. This is what I do with props. I analyze the game and I play his playoff stats. I loved it for this fucker to go under and I am expecting him to get me right here. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U27.5 in 7/L8