Record: 152-151-6 (-16.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. I have been bad. I lost the that dumb ass prop on the Mets/Padres and I haven’t been the same. I let that dog shit affect me and now I am fucked. I am back to being fucked and it’s not fun. OG was the best player for the Knicks in the first half. He was making everything. He was shooting lights out. It was bad. The play was on Bridges. It wasn’t on OG. The stats said OG and they lied. I knew the Spurs would win and I fucked it taking the wrong guy. He was the one guy not to take. Him and Josh Hart. I fucked it. Bridges was hot last game and I should have known he would come back down to earth. It’s on me. I am shit. I have been shit and it affected the one sport I was doing really well in. Shit. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Hurricanes/Golden Knights U6 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. I am doing it. It’s the Stanley Cup. I am here to bring the under. We must have an under in the Stanley Cup. Every game has gone over and I am here to stop that. This is the series in my opinion. If Vegas wins it’s over. If the Hurricanes win they are heavy favorites to win it all. It’s going to be a nervy game with lots of defense and missed shots. We saw spurts of defense last game. We are going to avoid the own goals and craziness of last game. We are going to get three periods like the first period in Game 3. I love Carolina’s new goalie. In the NHL playoffs all it takes is a switch at goal and a team can completely change. That’s what’s going to happen here. I am expecting a very tight game. We are also getting a full six which was not the case Games 1-3. It’s perfect. I love this under. Give it to me.
Unbiased Stats:
A Stanley Cup has never had every game go over